Phuck.

I've gotta work on these layout skills! :-)

Ignore the pics until I get 'em right. Also, any advice how I can just get the screens of the FT thingumy, as opposed to my entire desktop?!

To quote that fat fuck Meatloaf....

....two out of three ain't bad.

This was the first one. Strolled to victory in this one. One shitly played hand aside. Trying to stack the guy heads up. He just wouldn't call enough for me to stack the bastard!

Warning - train wreck below!

Full Tilt Poker Game #6951138768: $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) (52828708), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:50:36 ET - 2008/06/24

Seat 4: sammyace (3,260)

Seat 6: Phucken (10,240)

Phucken posts the small blind of 200

sammyace posts the big blind of 400

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Phucken [Kh Kd]

Phucken calls 200

sammyace checks

*** FLOP *** [7s 2c Jh]

sammyace checks

Phucken checks

*** TURN *** [7s 2c Jh] [8h]

sammyace bets 400

Phucken raises to 800

sammyace raises to 2,860, and is all in

Phucken calls 2,060

sammyace shows [2d Js]

Phucken shows [Kh Kd]

*** RIVER *** [7s 2c Jh 8h] [4d]

sammyace shows two pair, Jacks and Twos

Phucken shows a pair of Kings

sammyace wins the pot (6,520) with two pair, Jacks and Twos

The blinds are now 250/500

*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6,520 Rake 0

Board: [7s 2c Jh 8h 4d]Seat 4: sammyace (big blind) showed [2d Js] and won (6,520) with two pair, Jacks and TwosSeat 6: Phucken (small blind) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings

Phucken Eeeeeeee Aaaaaaaawwwwwww! Makes my stomach turn reading it again! Took it down though.

Then this one, where I was chip leader and then proceeded to donk out in about three hands. A 300 chip super turbo might be some peoples idea of fun, but it's not mine! More like a lottery.

The problem is, as soon as you call some short stack with AQ and he flips over K rag and hits, you're rooted. Not good for those with pacemakers or a propensity for violence. Cunty in fact!

Then this one, where I went in ahead but he got red hot (as those who play on Full Tilt would understand). Still made some $$$ though. So that's cool.

Hardly big stakes or big coin, but I'm in front on the night and played well (except for murdering those kings) so I'm relatively happy.

Said to Suze though, considering I won about half as much as in the 28k last weekend, and in a quarter of the time, you can see where the majority of my time will be spent in the future!

(Altho the knowledge that I can go deep in those deep fields does tempt me a bit! As does the thought of a decent cash!)

W00t!

Finally a bit (little bit) of success in a large field event! Will add some details when I'm not cross-eyed! Not a great hourly rate (!) but great for the confidence.